well today we shall be covering on an interesting topic called hair... i know my blog does not have many interesting topics (right ariel?? JKJK)... but well hey im a nice guy so i am goin to have an intersting one today...
well this whole thing started when i was seated down last night ripping out all the split ends from my hair... i kinda have a fettish for doing it... so yea... was happily ripping then suddenly i felt a sharp pain on my finger... when i looked at it i was shocked i was terrified i was in pain... it seemed to me that my hair actually managed to find a way to penetrate my skin... dont ask me how that happened it just did... so i decided to do my ground research on this sinister little thing called hair...
i soon found out that hair dressers face the same problem and have to constantly pull out little strans of hair from their hands... what a painful teeth grinding experience... so i took it upon myself to eradicate this little terror in disguise...
i decided to start with myself... i made my way to the only place and person where i knew for sure they would be able to help me out... i walked down the dinly lit corridors to this little shop i sat on the chair as i awaited the verdict... i slipped a orange note into his hands and after which the rest was history... he was willing to come aboard this journey with me...
he started with the back...
then the sides...
lastly the front...
soon a little more touch ups to the top and the problem was all solved... i walked off with a smirk brushed across my face knowing that thats one last little terrorist to worry about...
i went home and was anionted with costumes of celebration... robes only given to those who confronted this enemy of ours...
come join me, spread the word and together we can change the world... together we can fight off this little parasite that feeds of the flesh of society... we can end this war...
friends always care
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