well this post is just for pure crude humour... you know sociologist says that the importance of a particular object to a society can be examplified through the number of different names the society gives it... still abit clueless to what i am saying? well for example, eskimos have more than 20 different names for snow... that kinda shows that snow is more important to them than us where we only have one name for falling ice flakes, snow.... ok get it now? well if this is the case well then have you heard of the joke about the organs? well ill just say it now...
one day, the organs inside the body decided to determine who is the most important... so the heart said.. without me no blood would flow through the veins and arteries and the body would die... the brain said, no without me, the body wont be able to function... then the large intestine said, without me all of you would be in trouble... at that point, there was a moment of silence and all the other organs started to laugh... after that day, the large intestine just smirked to himself and kept quiet... this argument lasted a few days... at the last day however, the other organs experienced a synister stench within the body and soon they all began to choke... they then stared down at the large intestine and soon determined the winner....
well kinda crappy eh that joke but hey do you know something if what the sociologist say is true then well flatulant or fart which we normally call it by is extremely important to us... hey just check out the list of names below... there is a grand total of 522 different names for fart... well so smelly things can be good things i guess... hahas... http://www.heptune.com/fartword.html
aerosolized stool (contributed by Barb F.) after dinner mint (contributed by MW) aftershocks (small farts that emerge after a large one - contributed by Cory) air air attack (contributed by Hambone) air biscuit (contributed by IFlatulant) air monkey (contributed by ILuvDAC) air pigeon (contributed by Darivian) air poop (contributed by Tony) almond toast (contributed by ifartoften) anal acoustics (contributed by Hambone) anal escape of wind anal exhale (contributed by umrox) anal emissions anal oxide anal retreat (contributed by Hambone) anus evacuation (contributed by SobrXSot) Arkansas barking spiders (contributed by DrtTweekr) ars musica arse blast (contributed by WT of Scotland) ass dropping (contributed by Dan S.) ass flapper (contributed by Chris of Texas) atmosphere of Uranus backblast (contributed by Craig T.; the "backblast area" is where the fart can be detected; upon dissipation of the odor, one can announce "Backblast area all clear!") backdoor trumpet back draft (contributed by Steve R.) back end blow out (contributed by PolarBare4) bae (Danish - contributed by Casper) barking rats barking spiders barley boast (a beer fart -- contributed by ifartoften) bean bombers (contributed by Phil W. and Pat N.) bean fumes (contributed by Chris(Topher)) beaver leaver (contributed by Hambone) beer fart belching clown (contributed by Hambone) big spit-up (contributed by Acemantsb) bilabial fricative bingo (contributed by Anne) blampf (contributed by Zack W.) blanket bomb (contributed by ifartoften) blare-ass (contributed by Spider J.) blinking browneye (contributed by brakthejedi) blow-by (a fart that smells especially awful because it blew by a turd - contributed by Jane of NC) blow fish blue angel (ignited fart) blue bomber blue darts (ignited fart - contributed by Ghoul) blurp (contributed by Snoopidog) bologna sandwich essence boomper letters booty bomb (submitted by Nsanedane) bork (the sound made by a fart when you press down in the bathtub - contributed by DeSmReed) bottom burp botty burp (England - contributed by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby) botty cough (England - contributed by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby) bram (Welsh - contributed by Merlyn) bratwurst bugle (contributed by ifartoften) bratwurst butt belch (contributed by brakthejedi) brewer's fart (grains and all!) (from an 1811 slang dictionary, contributed by FOX) brown air biscuit (contributed by Ernie C.) brown-body radiation brown haze brown mist brown speckled mallard (a misty fart) brownster (contributed by Craig1573) brun canard bubblers bubbling acid (contributed by ifartoften) buck snort or bucksnort (a particularly loud fart - contributed by Brandon of Shreveport and Ech T.) bull snort (contributed by ThetaGravy) bum and flutter bung blast (submitted by Nsanedane) bunghole buzzer (contributed by Ernie C.) bunsen burners burners burp that went astray burp that comes out the wrong end butt bark (contributed by ifartoften) butt bomb (contributed by Ernie C.) butt bongos (contributed by ifartoften) butt breather (contributed by umrox) butt burps (contributed by the Robinsons) butt cheek bubbles (farts emitted underwater - contributed by casey m.) butt cheek squeak (contributed by Pookie) butthole blowout (contributed by brakthejedi) butt moose (contributed by D.W.A.) butt mutt (contributed by Hambone) butt trumpets (a rumblimg, bubbling trumpet-sounding fart - contributed by S.MO.) butt wind (contributed by Chris of Texas) cabbage captivator (contributed by ifartoften) can o' chedder (contributed by Craig1573) carpet creeper (contributed by Steve R.) case of swamp ass (contributed by Bazzbull) Chanel No. 2 (contributed by ifartoften) cheeser cheese toasty (contributed by Craig1573) chemical warfare (contributed by Wyld-Side) chert (Palauan) chili killy (contributed by ifartoften) chold (Palauan) chou pi (Chinese for "stinking fart" - contributed by George S.) chunder (contributed by Tony of Belfast) churchhouse creepers Cincinatti cyanide (contributed by ifartoften) colon calamities (contributed by PLIC2K) colon cologne (contributed by Tod G.) cooked cauliflower cocktail (contributed by ifartoften) cornhole tremor (contributed by Nukiks) crack rattler (contributed by Ernie C.) crepidus (Latin - contributed by Chris V.) crunchy frog cushion creepers cyanide substitute (contributed by ifartoften) davebrok (a stop-and-go kind of fart - contributed by Skeetkix) death poot (contributed by meg) deer grunt (contributed by BassMaster4684) deer snort dej (Danish - contributed by Casper) desert varnish (a wet fart) dirt road dust (contributed by ifartoften) doofu (Oromo of Ethiopia - contributed by Reed) doozer (contributed by Snoopidog) doozy (contributed by Hambone) double flutterblast (contributed by gallagher) drifters drig (Armenian -- contributed by PorschFrk) drive by (contributed by EMINEMIllI) duck call (contributed by BassMaster4684) Dutch oven (farting in bed and pulling the covers over one's head to smell it - contributed by Janice M.) eggy whiffo (a particularly sulfurous emission - contributed by Stiv) EPA red alert (contributed by ifartoften) essence of Emeril (contributed by Mesdabom) essence of the anus (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team) evacuation siren (contributed by ifartoften) excreted gas explosion between the cheeks extreme fumagatory essence fang pae (Chinese - contributed by PGotelli) fang pi (Chinese - contributed by George S.) fannitosis fanny beep (contributed by Phil W. and Pat N.) fanny bubble (contributed by squall5) fanny halitosis fart fart combo (2 or more farts made within 5 seconds of each other - contributed by red arse) fartrogen dioxide (1940s era term - contributed by Rick Taylor) Fartvergnugen (based on Volkswagen's slogan: fahrvergnugen, "describing a pleasurable experience - contributed by Jordan B.) fat lady delight fecal clouds (contributed by Nukiks) fickle fuzz (contributed by Spider J.) fing (Hungarian - pronounced "feeng" - contributed by BOOTS) fingi fire in the hole (an ignited fart - contributed by Hambone) fizz (contributed by CS Rondeau, Spider J.) fizz-fuzz (contributed by CS Rondeau) fizzy fuzz (contributed by Dick R.) flabbergaster flame throwers flaming cornhole (contributed by JAG) flatulence flatulencia (Spanish) flatus flooper (contributed by Phyllis) fluff flurpies flutterblast (contributed by Ernie C.) fly breaking the sound barrier (contributed by Smoopuppy) foo-foo (contributed by Hambone) foyon (Puerto Rican Spanish slang for a loud, smelly fart - contributed by Jeannie H.) frump (an underwater fart -- contributed by Yellybrat) Furz (German - contributed by Gray) fuss (Lebonese) (contributed by james) the fuzz (contributed by CS Rondeau, Spider J.) the fuzz=fizz (contributed by CS Rondeau) gas gasser gastronomical reprocussion (contributed by Lisa) General Colon Bowel barking commands (contributed by Hambone) gooz (Persian - contributed by Armond) gross wind grosse humours guano-talk gou pi (Chinese for "dog fart" - contributed by George S.) grounds for divorce (contributed by ifartoften) grunghee (contributed by Deego) gurglers ham slam (contributed by ifartoften) hanger ("the killer that emerges the morning after two days of drinking and permeates everything, making whatever room you were in unusable for at least half an hour" - contributed by Rob C.) he (Japanese - pronounced "hay" - contributed by Jarrod) Hershey Park (the atmospheric area occupied by a fart - contributed by pooeater) Hershey splert (fart accompanied by a tad of diarrhea - contributed by BoB) Hershey smoke (contributed by ifartoften) hissers hole in the wall gang (multiple farts - contributed by Hambone) honksa (Choctaw - pronounced "honk-sa" -- contributed by Thrashforever) hot wind (contributed by BLCO7) Hun Futza (German for "dog fart" - contributed by DrummerDanDogg) hurricane (contributed by Ryan) hydrogen bombs ignimbrite (ignited fart) Japanese barking beetles (term used by servicemen stationed in Japan - contributed by Rob A.) Jersey torch (ignited fart, from the movie "IQ" - contributed by Barb F.) jetwash (from Top Gun - contributed by ThetaGravy) jockey jelly (contributed by ifartoften) kabooms (farts that hurt - submitted by Cpt. BooBerry) kanala (Danish - submitted by Mary S.) lactose liberation (contributed by ifartoften) laughing ass (contributed by Wyld-Side) the leather cheerio bark (contributed by Zack W.) lingers lort (Danish - contributed by Casper) love puff (England - contributed by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby) low flying geese (contributed by DjMightyMike) low flying jets (contributed by TUTS314) machine gun sound effects (contributed by ifartoften) massive vapor of butt gas (contributed by Pittimunga) message from the interior (contributed by Steve R.) methane misdirected burp Missouri mud ducks (contributed by Deb) moon beam (contributed by Hambone) morning thunder mouse (contributed by Phyllis) mousie squeak mudslapper (contributed by Spittoon) mush (contributed by Snoopidog) musical butt (contributed by Ubu3) the nether belch nicotine stains in the Hanes (contributed by ifartoften) nitrogen nerve gas (contributed by ifartoften) nuée ardent (a hot fart that rolls down the leg burning off all the hairs in its path) nwonk (a fart that sounds like a trumpet - contributed by desi42187) one-cheek sneaks paad (Hindi - contributed by Sandeep K.) pants geese (contributed by Zack W.) pants puffer (contributed by Ernie C.) passed flatus passed gas peaches pedo (Spanish) peido (Portuguese -contributed by Rafael G.P.) peo (Spanish, used in Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and other Latin American regions - contributed by Ancsea) pet (French) petard (contributed by Pitdeolive) phewie pip (contributed by andymac) pluts poelse (Danish - contributed by Casper) poodles (contributed by stephalbert) poof (contributed by Hambone) poofume (contributed by andymac) poo gas (contributed by HeMan) pooh pooh noise (contributed by Amanda J.) poop fumes (contributed by SPC) poop without the mess poopy tunes (contributed by brendan) poot (contributed by Snoopidog) pooty pants (contributed by Rz) popcorn fart (a dry fart) (contributed by IFlatulant) pop tarts power poof (contributed by Hambone) preets (contributed by Jetdogy) prison break (contributed by Hambone) proot-proots (French - contributed by DD Ramsey) prootsie (contributed by Jetdogy) prut (Danish - contributed by Casper) pudd (Punjabi - contributed by Sandeep K.) puffer puh puk (Russian - pronounced "pook" - contributed by Gray) pulpmiller pum (Portuguese -contributed by Rafael G.P.) purple clouds (as in "I can't smell nothin' but them purple clouds is sho stingin my eyes!" - contributed by Chris H.) putt-putts (contributed by Agnes) queef (vaginal fart) queve (a frontal emission from a woman - contributed by Rz) rambunctious rectum (contributed by PLIC2K) rames (Palauan) (specifically a high-pitched, long, drawn-out fart) rare arse (quiet, undulating gentle sound - contributed by Ron C., from father's Royal Navy terms) rattler (contributed by Dick M.) rectal turbulence (contributed by Randy C.) rectum roar (contributed by Ernie C.) report ringo (contributed by Stiv) ringtailed roarer (contributed by Ron C., from father's Royal Navy terms) rip ass (contributed by DrummerDanDogg) ripship (contributed by Spider J.) the ripshit (contributed by CS Rondeau) ripskin (contributed by the Ripskin Club) ripsnorter road pizza perfume (contributed by ifartoften) roevgas (Danish - contributed by Casper) rump ripper (contributed by Ernie C.) rup rap (diarrhea propelled by flatus - contributed by Tony of Belfast) the scented scream (contributed by Zack W.) scheet (Dutch) seam squirrels (contributed by avernus) shit fumes (contributed by SPC) shit propellant shit vapor (contributed by Anderson G.) shit without the mess silent but deadly (SBD) silent but violent (SBV) (contributed by Acemantsb) silent depth charge (contributed by M.L.G.) silent killer (contributed by ifartoften) silent spadily sitter air (contributed by Kevin and Carol O.) skag (contributed by Bill J. and Matt K.) skid (Danish - contributed by Casper) skidmarks in the shorts (contributed by ifartoften) sliders smelly jelly (a wet fart - contributed by Rz) smell-o-rama (contributed by Hambone) smelts (contributed by Hambone) smoke rings from behind (contributed by ifartoften) smoofer (contributed by C. Whisman) snak (in the bathtub) S.O.D. (stench of death) (contributed by Wacankiyopi) some asshole behind you talking shit (contributed by DrtTweekr) sound spadily soytoy (contributed by Mark Z.) space shuttle launch (contributed by ifartoften) sphincter whistle (contributed by Nukiks) sphincturbulence (contributed by Hambone) spitters squeakers squib squiffer (submitted by Nsanedane) stainer (contributed by Snoopidog) stale wind (contributed by pdmetcalf) stench of death (contributed by Craig) stink stinker (contributed by Heather) surprise (a fart with a lump in it - contributed by K. Fisher of Virginia) svaerd (Danish - contributed by Casper) taco torpedo (contributed by ifartoften) talking pants (contributed by Zack W.) tear arse (loud, disturbing sound - contributed by Ron C., from father's Royal Navy terms) tear ass (contributed by CS Rondeau) telegram (a message that poop's on its way - from Proud Farter of Australia) terminal flatulence terminal velocity flatulence three tone fart (contributed by Acemantsb) thunder below (contributed by CAP1SGT0) thunder dumpling (contributed by Ernie C.) thunder in the buns tonage (contributed by Acemantsb) toop (contributed by Rz) tooters (contributed by Winters) toot-toots (contributed by Winters) trail fart (a fart that follows the farter - contributed by Jeremy C.) triple flutter blaster (contributed by Tobytalks) triple thunder flutter trouser cough (contributed by Price) trouser trumpet trump (England - contributed by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby) turtle (contributed by Tabitha) tushie belches (contributed by Mensa) tush tickler (contributed by Ernie C.) underpants lion (contributed by Zack W.) veirnt (contributed by Savage897) ventifact Victoria's Secret's worst nightmare (contributed by ifartoften) vind (Danish - contributed by Casper) voice of the toothless one (contributed by Jimmy K.) warp drive (contributed by Tom) wet fart (contributed by Mr. Gimpster) wet one whallop White Castle's revenge (contributed by ifartoften) whootzie (contributed by DrummerDanDogg) wind wind beneath the cheeks (contributed by Tom R.) wind breakage (contributed by Kevin and Carol O.) windy pops wizard yelping spider (contributed by babybuddha) zephyr (contributed by BLCO7)
Other words for flatulating: the verbs: the process, the act.backfire bake breeze biscuits (contributed by John K.) bake brownies (contributed by digitaIlll) bark bend a valve (contributed by Steve R.) blow ass (contributed by BassMaster4684) blow dirt (contributed by HimAgn) blow dust (contributed by HimAgn) blow a fart blow a gasket (a wet one -- contributed by Steve R.) blow kisses (contributed by AimDoin) blow mud (contributed by HimAgn) blow one's O-ring (contributed by LittleDavid) blow smoke blow the sparkplugs blurt boff (England - contributed by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby) boom-boom break the seam (to pass gas with high velocity or large volume) (contributed by Warren via Julie) break wind buang angin (Indonesian) bust a grumpy (contributed by pooeater) bust ass (contributed by Nettybugs) butt yodeling (contributed by Mary S.) chemold (Palauan) clear one's throat cleft a boofer (contributed by Steve K.) colon bowlin' (contributed by Hambone) cook eggs couper le fromage (French) crack ass (contributed by squall5) crack the ripper (contributed by brakthejedi) crepitate crop dusting (submitted by Bert of Lubbock) (refers to dropping one while walking past people) cut a gasser cut a melon cut chedder (contributed by Craig1573) cut muffins (contributed by digitaIlll) cut one cut the cheese cut the provolone deal one degas demonstrate Boyle's Law (contributed by ifartoften) dot'dot (Chamoru) draw mud from the bottom of the pond (for wet farts - contributed by ThetaGravy) drop ass (contributed by Dan S.) drop a cookie drop a fart drop a ringo (contributed by Stiv) drop a rose drop one (contributed by IRISHGERRY) drop one's guts (England - contributed by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby) effluviate (rural Pennsylvania - contributed by Mike F.) emit a fart erupt one (contributed by Craig) execute one (Australian - contributed by Shaun) fardullah fart fart like a popcorn machine (contributed by SimplyLucy) fessa (Egyptian Arabic - contributed by Tarek) flatulate float an air biscuit (contributed by IFlatulant) flutter the sheets (contributed by Pedge) frump furzen (German -contributrd by Gray) fuss (Lebonese) (contributed by james) get expelled from stool (contributed by Hambone) grunt (contributed by Ell & Mike) guff (contributed by Ell & Mike) heiny burp (contributed by UsKissels) he o koita (Japanese for "rip a fart" - pronounced "hay o' koyita" - contributed by Jarrod) here comes Freddie Jag fis (Swedish for "I farted" - pronounced "yaw fees" - contributed by Slappyf) kentut (Indonesian) kill the canary (contributed by Malachi of Guam) launch a wifter (contributed by Hambone) lay a fart lay a jellybean (contributed by Toni of California) let a toot out the shoot (contributed by Ron J.) let a windy (contributed by Tom H. Jr.) let fly a fart let Freddie out of jail (contributed by Louie "Poohy" Oster) let Fred out (contributed by Ernie C.) let one let one rip (contributed by ifartoften) let wind fly (contributed by Kristen) make a bingo (contributed by Anne) make a stink make cheese make methane make some underleg noise (attributed to Ren of Ren and Stimpy; contributed by Maria) make the sheets flutter (contributed by Pedge) ot'ot (Tagalog) pass gas peidar (Portuguese -contributed by Rafael G.P.) peter (French) piffle play the butt trumpet (contributed by dean) pollute the atmosphere poopski poot pop corn (contributed by Missyjags) pop off (contributed by andymac) pritz (contributed by BOND0069) puf pukat (Russian - pronounced "pookat" - contributed by Gray) queimar a bota (Portuguese -contributed by Rafael G.P.) refine shit particles (contributed by andymac) release intestinal gases ringo (contributed by Stiv) rip ass (contributed by BassMaster4684) rip one rip the canvas (contributed by andymac) roar from the rear shit the bed (contributed by Phil W. and Pat N.) shoot bunnies (contributed by Grim's mother) shoot the breeze (contributed by Tom R.) sink my battleship (contributed by MoonLily88) sneeze in one's pants (contributed by BajaMerc200) spider's barking (contributed by TamieToo) spill one's guts (Australian - contributed by Wayne) split the seam (to pass a small but signficant amount of gas) (contributed by Warren via Julie) start a Harley (contributed by Steve R.) start the engine step on a duck (submitted by Tina J.) step on a frog step on a fart snake stink out loud stomp on the barking spider (contributed by ML) strike mud (contributed by Cuda2 of Georgia) strip a gear (contributed by Steve R.) supply it taint ripper (your taint in that little piece of skin between your ass and your whatsit? It taint ass and it taint whatisit - contributed by Mary S.) toot vent (contributed by Mosh6674) winden laten (Dutch)
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